The two women awkwardly sit in the empty house when Bret bursts in and now everyone is happy! Heather takes her pick and dances with one of the women.Bret is worried that Heather just wants to have fun and will have sex with anything. This friendship soon ends as Heather, Jes and Bret sit down for a fancy dinner.Or maybe Ratt on crack, I can’t be sure with her accent. The next montage is all about Destiney and how she was eliminated for being a groupie. For her part, Destiney explains that she was not a groupie but has spent a lot of time hanging around the rock and roll lifestyle and understands what it means. It is interesting that she sticks to her guns about not being in love with Bret, revealing that she only spent about 2 hours alone with him in the month that she was there.Aubrey tries to raise the question of Angelique’s gender but Bret got an eyeful on a few of the challenges and he confirms that she’s got female parts. She also makes it clear that it is because Bret was spending all his time with certain drama queens. There is also a very tearful montage about Destiney’s dad, who unfortunately succumbed to the cancer that had moved from his liver to his brain.I like to think of the Rock of Love 2 Reunion show as the reward to having sat through the whole season.Not because it’s hosted by Heavy Metal expert Riki Rachtman, but because the girls know it is likely their last televised hurrah.Whether she was born with them or they were medically created is still up for debate, of course. Many of the girls come to the stage to comfort Destiney, and she give Bret a very genuine and heart felt thank you in regards to giving her family a wonderfully memorable day by taking them all out for a Harley ride.Even Bret tears up and Riki lets viewers know where they can make donations.
He's toured all over the world, sold 25 million records and hung out with some of the hottest women on the planet.
I’m going to spoil the ending right now because a lot of this episode is figuring out why Bret picks who he picks. Both of them want to win, and by win I mean, be with their special man.
So this is the finale episode, the one where Bret picks his “rock”. I’m going to save my opinions about this choice for the rest of the post. Heather and Jes are leaving the house that they have called home for the last two weeks.
Riki Rachtman is once again our host, looking more than...
Can someone please start a campaign to bring back Farrah and Ashley?